Birthday


While shopping for your birthday, I realized that you deserve the very best!


Then I realized that if I bought you a bootleg version I'd have enough money left to get my nails done!

 

 

Relax!


Relax, girl! You need to treat yourself to a "Calgon moment"


Now we just have to figure out how to pull that off on a "Mr. Bubble" budget!

 

 

Good Man


Girl, here's hoping you get a helluva good JOB, make lots of MONEY, and find yourself a good MAN!


Or better yet, find a good man WITH lots of money!!!

(In which case, you'd have already done ONE HELLUVA GOOD JOB!)

 

 

Bad Man


Girl, the way you choose men, you'll never have to worry about your kids seeing their father...


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